Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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