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No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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