she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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