That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
