i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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