A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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