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I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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