why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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