Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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