Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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