So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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