My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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