I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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