They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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