your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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