I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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