if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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