I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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