How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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