I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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