The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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