I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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