This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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