I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
