no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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