i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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