doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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