Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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