Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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