A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Boobs speak an international language.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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