If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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