Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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