I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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