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Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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