If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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