my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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