that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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