I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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