I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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