Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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