I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize