That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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