The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
