I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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