We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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