Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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