I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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