Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
How does it feel to date your dad?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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