apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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