I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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